Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Got a urge for awesomness.. just read this.... :0) I'm not vain

No I don't talk about working out. What you talking about? gah



I bought a Ab lounge Saturday...funny stuff..Me using it.

Picture something like a cow doing a cart wheel. It's just not natural. It burns bad and I no that it's working because I FEEL it. i do that for 20, then I walk with Mom for fun for about an and a half.

Terrifying the neighbors with my awesome and amazing walking skills. Like the "thigh crunch " with slight to heavy pain and "drunk". Just think Jack black on steroids. Nothing perverted here.

You must hit the X. get in your car go to BLOCKBUSTER(R). and rent nacho liebrie. In order to get this joke.

"Where is your robe Ignacio? It stunk. These are my recreation clothes"
Leave it with that. You fill in the blank.
back to me......ammmmmmhmmm
I still run occasionally when I feel a bit INSANE. Running is for creeps with major addictions. I guess i the prop is me for not having an addictiOn...crp. maybe I need one.

Lets get addicted to a mindless something. some say I'm the workouts. But come on guys look at me,....do I look like the ab lounge queen or the road runner or the Jillian bombardier?Or the badonkedonk black woman? i did not just say that. Don't know bout you.
Wait...............................................................
I take that back, wh0 Im I jokinG
Don't think I'm perfect peeps.
I am a great BIG SINNER. That's one by the way
I'm addicted to sin...
yes!!!!!!!!!! i have one

You are to don't hide it y'all.You got that? Even the little ones?
Good.

It's such a heavy burden,Everyone wants to be me.
But I must deal with this.

Thursday. woof there I said it.
got that off my chest.
We are having this event that little people try to find little eggs that aren't eggs and put them in a little Light blue basket and go to the dentist with a cavity in all there teeth. What kinda of twisted farm life is that?.

Oh yeah they call that fun. oUR ANNUAL Easter egg hunt at our home.
Is it considered annual if less then 3 fams come?
Yes I SAY IT IS.
I will have embarrassing pixs of all grown ups that night.YES. NOW THAT'S FUN.. knuckles...

we have about 1,000 eggs with a lot of goodies and teeth rottenness serum in them. That's good stuff for the less intelligent people. and a lot of it baby.

"Life is a maze and love is a riddle,.......it's to much, yeah it's a lot to be something I'm not."
Lenka


Just found out that serial does NOT I repeat does NOT mean so-real. G.


Johnny thinks i need to do Mazoola sp????ah that's fun to say...
It's really embarrassing and fun. What the heck I'm in.


And I wanna get back in gun club. It was flipping awesome last year.






Love you,
Emma

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

Your words and your heart......

Let the words of my mouth
and the meditations of my heart be pleasing to you O Lord, my rock and my redeemer.
-Psalms 19:14


if we only lived by these words, everyday,
if we only meditated on things that God could hear, and say words that either edify or encourage
someone on there path of righteousness.


The tongue is like a razor, it can hurt and kill and make many a enemies.

Deliver us O Jesus from our tongues being a sharp sword that turn people away .



At the foot of the cross
Where grace and suffering meet
You have shown me Your love
Through the judgment You received

And You've won my heart
Yes You've won my heart
Now I can

Trade these ashes in for beauty
And wear forgiveness like a crown
Coming to kiss the feet of mercy
I lay every burden down
At the foot of the cross

At the foot of the cross
Where I am made complete
You have given me life
Through the death You bore for me

I'm laying every burden down

Hugs,
Emma

Sunday, March 14, 2010

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THE BEST way to peel a potato....can't wait for cooking school.

yUM!

Montgomery again


me and hannah


the big black thing at the back is me>>>>






capital liver
state house and boom boom chick
congress

education and savings


Education COST is 2 billion more then the general account in Alabama. 6 BILLION dollars in education.
Does that sound a little ridiculous?
The jails are packed and over filled, our unemployment is higher then its ever been, our dept for this state and nation is increasing daily...

and our reps.
wants to take money out of the savings account to fixed the roads... 2 million I think?
The money that's for generations down the road.
Now noooo don't take it from the education fund, because WE need that so we can take the responsibility of the parents to raise their own children.
Its not the governments job.
Government is so screwed.

And YES we are educating these kids, our tax money. Anywhere from a candy bar at the store to the first of the year state tax.

Unconstitutional.

Day 22....and a ;0(





Today is the 22nd day of Jillian Micheals, 30 day shred. 8 more days and I am supposedly supposed to be shredded......
PUFF whatever.
I've been pretty consistent with it and I didn't count the days I didn't workout. The only 1 I've actually stayed with.
I catch myself feeling miserable all the time though:0(
maybe I need more happy juice????
maybe more work?
maybe God?
maybe coffee?
maybe less of less of food?
maybe more?
maybe more dying to self?

I NOT pushing hard enough, if I WANT IT i gotta work for it.

and my relationships rely on me not who's has done me wrong.
Go pass that persons stupidity to bring me down and use that as a building block for MY character.
looking pass the offense and moving on.

You don't mess with this black chick...
I'll come after you with a 2x4 when you lest expect it.



The same sin that their committing I'm probably guilty of too.












I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door, i couldn't help it. my thoughts always reverted back to you.
The conversation quickly turned to you . Couldn't help but realize that you were
meant to be my friend. I 'm so glad I met you.
e...M.....m.....A

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Door Busters


randamonieuos......no it's not a word, don't bother looking it up.
What I FEEL right now is this overpowering strength in my muscles, my abs are much MUCH tighter, gah its like touching a hard brick..puuf :o) but all joke aside I LOVE my workouts and as far as the eating .....not so much. Blah I still eat.....dgmw woof don't want you to think I'm starving myself. no way.....I'm actually eating more food. just eating better food....
Anyway like you really wanted that useful info-mat-ion.

I finally got to see where my broTHER and lele lives, pretty cool place.

10:02......I think I'm tired.
Sooo

I guess I only told a few this, but I almost died by running into a door at Walmart....heehee this is how it went down me and Samantha C were in Walmarty with Liv after voice , we were checking out right, and so me and sam got this idea to hide behind a coke machine cooler type thing as liv walked out without us...
( didn't work) see saw us...dang!!. So we ran to catch up, like the aliment of SUPRIsE, well the stinking doors started to close and I thought for sure the sensor would pick two ding bats running at it like raving lunatics but nooooooooooo.....so I REALIZE that it's not going to open, and it was to late to stop....mind you this all happened in about ten seconds. so it doesn't open, 2 seconds later...we were at the other side of that door....but not the way you would think... it went vertical instead of horizontal, and flew open....zooooooooooooommm. and we just kept runnin' "OLIVIA!!!! We broke the door and we just kept goin"'....
So there's a lesson in this....
don't look back you'll be turned into salt Samantha....just keep your eyes on Jesus....





WANTED: DOOR BUSTER


5'2" white American, fat, brown hair w/ a wild streak in the front..and a mood like a black woman.. . and a crazy skinny white girl with her 5'.
Love you guys......................................
l



Joyfully: Emma

Joyfully: Emma

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

professor leviator and you know..hhhmmammm


According to you I'm stupid, mess in a dress






owre

baby are you down?


wow get this out of my face

I GOING TO EAT YOU YA DUFAS!!!
thats what I'm talkin bout blah blah its all that kitchen business
I'm not according to you.


Live a little laugh a lot and love more then both put together.
I love you guys

Monday, March 1, 2010

Dorks.............yo ....certifiably insane

DON'T leave us alone.......



You don't see this everyday.

I look like I have constipation yo.



my incompressible
face masseuse....yeah that's right. w/ alvacatos and rosemary crap cream. no crap added btw. :0)

some call me moris...so call me the gansta but the people who really know me call me"hahahahahahahahhah" thats all they do


Jack black pose
my very dearest friend Lele. I love you girl..Smeaxsay
don't leave us alone people, we crazy.
emma